1. Mason HATES diaper rash. Mommy, therefore, HATES diaper rash!
2. Crawling around without a diaper, like pediatricians and baby books recommend for diaper rash, is stupid. It's a mess. We'll stick w/ the cream.
3. Washing Gabrielle's "blankies" (yes plural; heaven forbid she only have 1 'lovie' that she can not live without) is not worth it. You would have thought I blew up Disney World. We'll buy more febreze.
4. You should ask your husband periodically throughout the day, "Dear, is there anything important you may be forgetting to tell me?" In which case, they should then remember to tell you something like, for example, "a realtor will be coming tomorrow morning to take pictures of the house"; therefore giving you ample time to clean accordingly.
5. Wine is good!
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